12/13/2011 Live entertainment w/ Jenni and the Jerks TAKE BACK CHRISTMAS PARTY w/ Dotti Lux and Shame Shame (Rock/Doo Wop)

Jenni and the Jerks

Jenni and the Jerks

Live entertainment w/ Jenni and the Jerks TAKE BACK CHRISTMAS PARTY w/ Dotti Lux and Shame Shame (Rock/Doo Wop)
When: Tue, December 13
Time: 7pm
Cost: $5-10 s.s.
Details:
Jenni and the Jerks host “Take Back Christmas” or “Occupy Christmas”. Rockin’ 50′s-60′s doo-wop/soul band, Jenni and the Jerks (www.jenniandthejerks.com), will be hosting an all-out tacky-fantastic Christmas Pageant, including tinsel-topped burlesque by Dotti Lux and the Red Hot Burlesque girls (www.redhotsburlesque.com), original holiday tunes by Shame Shame (http://www.reverbnation.com/shameshame) and much much more! A portion of the proceeds benefit a local charity bringing holiday gifts to families in need in the Mission.

Jenni and the Jerks
www.jenniandthejerks.com
Jenni and Jerks is a San Francisco-based 50’s and 60‘s Doo-wop/Motown/Soul dance band. Complete with thick black eye-liner, snazzy suits and ties, Jenni and the Jerks turns out not only the sound, but the look and feel of the era. Our goal is to get you dancing—so do the Jerk!

 

ShameShame
http://www.facebook.com/Shameshamemusic

Dottie Lux

Dottie Lux

Dotti Lux and the Red Hot Burlesque girls
www.redhotsburlesque.com
What we say: Come with your sense of humor and get ready to ogle, hoot and holler. Every show features hot bods, pasties, outrageous costumes, a lot of humor and, of course, bumpin’ and grindin’! Red Hots Burlesque works with over 200 performers all over the country with acts ranging from the classic bump and grind to senseless sideshow stunts. We combine comedy and sex appeal for a distinct voice in Burlesque. Our show has been called “the most fun burlesque has to offer” and we work to make every event is a WOW of a show. Our show is typically an hour long and we have different performers on stage every week.[website]

4/7/2011 Go Deep! Lube Wrestling the first THURSDAY of every month!

Go Deep! Lube Wrestling the first THURSDAY of every month.
When: Thur, April 7; the 1st Thursday of every Month
Time:8pm Sign ups; 9pm Wrestling Begins
Cost: $10-15 SS
Details:
Reservations and contact edhotsburlesque@gmail.com
Dottie Lux 201-615-9245
Prizes: Bacon, Goodies from Good Vibrations www.goodvibes.com and other cool tickets and other merch!

 

Dottie Lux

Dottie Lux

Red Hots Burlesque & El Rio Present
Go Deep! Let’s Wrestle: New Monthly LUBE Wrestling Party
Thursday April 7th @ 8pm | El Rio, 3158 Mission St 415-282-3325| Sliding Scale $10-15! | The moment you’ve all been waiting for, Red Hots Burlesque SF’s Best Bump and Grind and ONLY weekly burlesque show have been conspiring with your friends at El Rio to bring you a ALL GIRL MONTHLY LUBE WRESTLING PARTY. No one can resist hot babes covered in glistening sex slick writhing and wriggling in attempts of pinning each other. You can come and watch or be a part of the action. Sign-ups done through email and night of event.

LUBE WRESTLING!
Celebrity wrestlers from Sisters of Honk, SF Girls of Leather, Hot Pink Feathers , The Lexington Bruisers, The Lusty Lady and more!

Burlesque by: Bitter Waitress, Delilah and Lady Satan
DJ- Ruby White spins bubble gum, garage rock, girl groups and more (Panty Raid, Sugar Shack SF)
The Menu- GinO is famous for her delicious dishes and for Go Deep! She promises to make them messy.

About Red Hots Burlesque:

RHB saw 6 years of successful shakes and shimmies in NYC and have made the cross country journey to bring you a show without boundaries including bizarre beauties and senseless sideshow. Red Hots have called El Rio home for San Francisco’s only weekly burlesque show for 3 years now! Their shows are not for the faint of heart or weak of humor. And as of May 2011 will be SF’s only TWICE weekly burlesque show on Wednesdays and Fridays.

Voted #1 in Nightlife by Yelp, 2010
“The City’s Best” Aol.com
Seen in New York Times, Bay Guardian, SF Weekly, Chronicle, NBC, KOFY TV, Curve Magazine and more!

1/30/2011 Go Deep: Burlesque and Meatballs!!

Go Deep!

Go Deep!

Red Hots Burlesque, El Rio & Chef Gino Present
Go Deep!
Sunday January 30th @ 5pm | El Rio, 3158 Mission St 415-282-3325| FREE! | As sports fans all over the country fluff their foam fingers and pull out the big TV, Red Hots Burlesque ask you not to forget the most important aspects of The Super Bowl: titties and treats! Kick off the countdown to the Kick-Off with Gino’s balls and Dottie’s babes! El Rio, home of the happiest hour in the bay hosts this party for jocks, people who think jocks are sexy, drinkers, eaters, hecklers, proponents of the shimmy and shake, smarty pants and know-it-alls.

Burlesque by: Bitter Waitress, AJ Molecular, Lola Dean, Dottie Lux & more
DJ- Ruby White (Panty Raid, Web of Sound, Sugar Shack SF)
The Menu- Gino’s Famous Meatballs, Enormous Salad – vegetarian (with peanut butter balsamic dressing, Gorgonzola cheese), Garlic Hawaiian Bread – vegetarian (for optional sliders)

This event was inspired by the realization that El Rio has never had a Super Bowl Party, Dottie has never enjoyed a Super Bowl and everybody loves Gino’s Balls. This is the launch party! Tailgating done right: twist and shout to the best of 60’s pop, soul, garage rock and girl groups, feast your eyes on the best bump and grind and gobble up some of the most delicious grub, just like Nana used to make.

Be sure to come back on Feb 6th we’ll be watching the game, there will be a different menu and cast.


Red Hots Burlesque

Red Hots Burlesque

About Red Hots Burlesque:

RHB saw 6 years of successful shakes and shimmies in NYC and have made the cross country journey to bring you a show without boundaries including bizarre beauties and senseless sideshow. Red Hots have called El Rio home for San Francisco’s only weekly burlesque show for 3 years now! Their shows are not for the faint of heart or weak of humor.

Voted #1 in Nightlife by Yelp, 2010
“The City’s Best” Aol.com
Seen in New York Times, Bay Guardian, SF Weekly, Chronicle, NBC, KOFY TV, Curve Magazine and more!
www.RedHotsBurlesque.com

10/9/2010 – El Rio’s ANNIVERSARY PARTY: Celebrating 32 Fabulous Years!!!

El Rio's Anniversary Party!!

El Rio’s ANNIVERSARY PARTY: Celebrating 32 Fabulous Years!!!
When: Sat, October 9,
Time: 3pm
Cost: FREE
Details:
Fabulous Bands, Tasty CockTails, Scrumptious BBQ, Dangerous Dancing and Scantily Dressed Ladies- 3p-2am/ no cover Happy Hour 3-5p All Drinks 1/2 OFF House BBQ/Dinner 5 and 9p
The lineup:
4p JACK O’ THE CLOCK- American Folk/Experimental
http://www.myspace.com/jackotheclock/
http://www.jackotheclock.com

Jack O’The Clock brings a quietly giddy sort of energy to the possibilities that spring up where American folk songwriting meets experimental music. The group’s sound, a jangly mix of concert-hall agility, acoustic rock drive, and junk shop scouring, is characterized by innovative arrangements for combinations of instruments you are not likely to have heard elsewhere made possible by the vastly varied musical experience and multi-instrumentalism of its five members, who have played everything from new music to art metal to fingerstyle folk to free improvisation, sometimes in the same concert. Jack O’ The Clock’s recordings go beyond the group’s live sound to incorporate bits of on-location percussion, found sounds, clandestinely recorded monologues, citynoise, and all manner of insects and birds, as well as a number of guest musicians and singers.

445 MARIA MACHETES

 The Mighty Slim Pickins

The Mighty Slim Pickins

515 MIGHTY SLIM PICKENS (a special performance w Dottie Luz)- Rockabilly / Country / Showtunes)
http://www.myspace.com/mightyslimpickins
The Mighty Slim Pickins are a San Francisco based self-proclaimed “what-the-fuck-abilly” band. Blending vintage country, rockabilly and punk, this all-female all-queer outfit is a little bit heartache, a little bit hardcore and a whole lotta camp. With a healthy dose of power chords and a dash of musical theater, they put on a heart-pounding, knee-slapping show and they always look fantastic! [myspace]

The Judea Eden Band

The Judea Eden Band

6 THE JUDEA EDEN BAND- Rock/Folk Rock/Pop
http://www.myspace.com/thejudeaedenband
“Infectious Funky Rock-n-Roll!!” From the funky to the rock solid, this band has it all. Claiming roots in good old fashioned rock and adding bits of country, funk, soul and pop to their style, this band will get you out of your seat and on your feet dancing and swaying to groove they create. Lead singer Judea Eden (the namesake of the band) is a cross between Jeanette Napolitano, Etta James, Wynona Judd and Sheryl Crow. Growing up on Country Music, and listening to 70s Disco Funk and classic rock has made its mark on the Judea Eden Band and the end result is catchy tunes you cant stop singing long after the show is over.

Makrú

Makrú

645 Makrú (World/Flamenco)
http://www.myspace.com/makrumusic
Landing in San Francisco from different parts of the world, various characters got together for different motives, goals and because it had to be that way, at the end of 2008 the became Makrú, a musical tool to express their points of view, ideals and support the causes they believe in, chasing equality and unifying people along the way . With influences of anything that can shake it Soul, Makrú sounds like smashing the earth and play it on a record player.

730 DIAMOND DAGGERS

Tartufi

Tartufi

745 TARTUFI- Pure Brilliance

http://www.myspace.com/tartufi

From UNDER YOUR BED!!! The BEST BAND from SCARY LAND!!

TARTUFI is Brian Gorman and Lynne Angel. They are friends. They are Koko and kitten. They are tar and feather. They are thunder and lightning. They are Salt N Pepa (sans Spinderella).

Dottie Lux

Dottie Lux

830 DOTTIE LUX (Red Hots Burlesque)- What your Mother warned you about
http://www.dottielux.com/
http://luxie-loo.livejournal.com/
Just like The City By The Bay, Dottie is known for her dizzying hills and dangerous curves. Well, hello San Francisco! She’s here. Hailing from New York City, where she’s known to cause a rucus with a horn, shake it up and bring bawdy brouhaha to well known stages like Coney Island Side Show, The Supper Club and Bowery Poetry Club. Also an educator, she has performed and lectured at NYU and Bard University. New Orleans, Boston, Baltimore, Washington DC, Los Angeles and Seattle have all got a taste of Dottie’s chuckles, bumps and grinds.

“The New Burlesque is equal parts feminism and dada (this was probably true of the best of the old as well). Jo Boobs, Lady Ace, Dottie Lux, are a few performers that I think embody what I’m talking about. Ortgeist

8:45 WEED WOLF (Jenny Hoyston)
WeedWolf- Electro-theatric outfit Weed Wolf formed in 1997 when two wild animals decided to turn their difficulties adjusting to city life into a musical. Mr. Bear (Rob Spector – Bronze, F*ckwolf) plays the organ, Wolfie (Jenny Hoyston – Erase Errata) sings and they are occasionally joined on stage by Racoon Cop (Jarrett Mitchell) on back-up vocals, Kitty Cat on bass and The Raven on analog synths.

930 WORK BUDDIES

1030 THE EX BOYFRIENDS- PopPunk/Indie/Rock
http://www.myspace.com/exboyfriends
“Ex-Boyfriends stay true to their word and produce music that is layered, catchy, and more addictive with each listen. The group maintains the same themes and sounds, yet continues to succeed in discovering ways to make tracks different and interesting.” – Popmatters

1130 BRONZE and our rockin house dj’s!!!